✦  Made by a fellow athlete · IMG dorms

Fuel the win.
Not the crash.

Ninja Creami protein ice cream engineered for the grind. 25g protein, low sugar, spun fresh to order — the reward that actually fits your macros.

Made fresh to orderPickup only25g protein / pint
Scoop of dark chocolate protein ice cream
◈  TEMP: −14°C
BATCH 082 · FRESH SPUN
Per Pint — Snapshot
25gProtein
500Cal
10gSugar
0Junk
// Why athletes order these

Built for people who actually train.

Recovery

Protein that fits your day

Whether you're cutting or bulking, a pint slots into your macros instead of blowing them up. 25g per pint, dialed in for athletes who track everything.

No sugar crash

Sweetened smart

Lakanto monkfruit and sugar-free pudding mix keep it sweet without the spike. No sluggish practice after a treat — just clean fuel that tastes like a reward.

Easy pickup

Ready when you are

Text your order, I spin it fresh between practice and study hall, and you swing by to grab it. Quick stop, no dining-hall detour required.

// The Performance Roster

Flavors on rotation.

04 · ACTIVE BATCHES
Cookies and Cream protein ice cream pintPINT · 001$10

Cookies & Cream

Vanilla protein base with crushed Oreo mix-in.

25gPRO
500CAL
10gSUG
A+REC
Reesies chocolate and peanut butter protein ice cream pintPINT · 002$10

Reesies

Chocolate protein base loaded with Reese's peanut butter cup pieces.

25gPRO
540CAL
11gSUG
AREC
Cake Batter protein ice cream pint with rainbow sprinklesPINT · 003$10

Cake Batter

Vanilla base, rainbow sprinkles, sugar-free cake batter flavoring.

25gPRO
490CAL
9gSUG
A+REC
Chips Ahoy chocolate chip cookie protein ice cream pintPINT · 004$10

Chips Ahoy

Vanilla protein base loaded with crushed chocolate chip cookies.

25gPRO
510CAL
10gSUG
AREC

Same clean base every flavor · spun fresh per order, never pre-made

Ninja Creami three-step process: prepare and freeze, creamify, then enjoy or add mix-ins
// The Nutrition Lab

What's actually in it.

No mystery ingredients. Every pint is built from the same clean base — spun fresh per order, not pre-made or sitting in a freezer.

IngredientFunction
Regular milkbase
Almond milkbase
Heavy creamtexture
Protein powder25g / pint
SF Jello pudding mixflavor
Lakanto monkfruitsweetener
Vanilla extractaroma
Pinch of saltbalance
// How to order

Text it in. Come grab it.

01

Text me your order

Send your flavor pick and dorm to my number below. I take orders daily — but I'm a student too, so give me a heads-up before you need it.

02

I spin it fresh

Every pint is made to order in the Ninja Creami after practice and study hall — never pre-made, never sitting around.

03

Come grab it

I'll text you when it's ready. Swing by and pick it up yourself — Venmo or cash when you get it.

// Ready when you are

Ready to fuel the win?

Text your flavor pick to get started. Fresh spun, same day.

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